Sasha: "Daddy, why don't you have a vagina?"
Me: "Because Daddy's a boy and boys don't have vaginas. They have penises."
Sasha: "When I grow up, will I have a penis?"
Me: "No, you'll always have a vagina."
Sasha: "Can I buy a penis at the store?"
Me: "Which store?"
Sasha: "7-11. They sell everything there. Plus, I'll get a slurpee."
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